So, you see, my hero has this ... problem. She tends to be slightly overmoralic at times, but since she used one of my minions as shield during our last battle, she really went down the road of "Oh no, I hurt someone, I´m so evil, I´m becoming a monster just like YOU, etc. bla bla bla" (Like it even mattered, I still have so many of them in the tubes, ready to go, duh.) Well, she´s been sulking for months now and I´m just so bored! Any tips to get her back going?
Take her to a diner or library — a sacred, neutral space so she knows there will be no trickery or tomfoolery. Take her hands in yours, gaze deeply into her eyes, and whisper, “Go on a god damn quest or something. Go talk to your mentor. Whatever you have to do, this is maddening. Either join me as a villain, or get your brain together.”
Reminisce over the great times you’ve had together.
Then order pie. And coffee!